Friday, June 13, 2014

Review: Taint by S.L. Jennings

Right now, you’re probably asking yourself two things:
Who am I?
And, what the hell are you doing here?

Let’s start with the most obvious question, shall we?

You’re here, ladies, because you can’t f*ck.

Oh, stop it. Don’t cringe. No one under the age of 80 clutches their pearls.
You might as well get used to it, because for the next six weeks, you’re going to hear that word a lot. And you’re going to say it a lot.
Go ahead, try it out on your tongue.
F*ck. F***ck.

Ok, good. Now where were we?

If you enrolled yourself in this program then you are wholly aware that you’re a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle.

For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You’ve been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee, you will when I’m done with you.

And who am I?

Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I’m the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life.

I am Justice Drake.
And I turn housewives into whores.

Now…who’s first?

~By Shelly

 5 Star Rating

Justice Drake….Justice f*@king Drake!!!  Seriously….that explains it all…however, I will elaborate!!! 

This is my first S.L Jennings book, and holy hell, was it amazing.  A sex coach for the trophy wives of America…GENIUS!!!  I have never in my life read anything remotely close to this.  A truly original story line that just blew me away!! 

I fell hard for Justice Drake, what can I say I have a thing for assholes!!  However, all of the characters in the book were so well written, I swear they were real life people!!! 

Everything about this book the storyline, the characters, the writing, some of the best I have seen yet!!  I would walk into his classroom any day, and not think twice about him man handling me on every surface!!!  I will be one-clicking more S.L. Jennings books in the future, that I can promise!!! 

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